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"I in make-up preparation. I the number two television journalist in Kazakhstan. My other professions: ice maker and gypsy catcher. High five! You will not escape, Borat will get you. Call Kazakhstan-2417 for guarantee removal.

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It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today, but I have a visa delay, due to sex-crime misunderstanding.

Since it was launched one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft-porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prostitutes. Nice!

I look forward to meeting big a stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby, C&C Music Manufacturing Plant, and also, world's most beautiful woman: Liza Minelli. Wow Wow Wee Waa! I would very much like to make romance inside her.

Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are, but if you are watching this, then my answer is yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio.

Thank you, and I see you in lesbian. I like you!
Jendobrie!"
 

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